For some reason, people find it hard to believe that I like Taylor Swift.
Maybe this is because I don’t like Taylor Swift.
I love her.
She is my ideal human being. And she’s a great artist. She’s an excellent writer and she has crafted a fantastic public persona.
Believe me, I could go on and on and on about why I feel this way. Many a barfly has insulted her and had to hear this spiel. But I don’t think that’s necessary here.
So, to sum up why I love T-Swizzle, here’s my favorite song: